lately i have not been in the mood to do anything. i've been in the mood to be hypnotized by countless hours of zuma and listening to endless playlists of my favorite songs. unfortunately, i am enrolled in school. this really cramps my laid-back no work attitude by making me actually get off my butt and do stuff. this week in particular i have been required to do homework, study, read books, wake up early... TONS of stuff i don't want to do. blah. then, this chemistry test that i had today made me do even more studying, reading, and practicing of chemical equations. this just bummed me out.
so, MORP is friday. "the prince and me" comes out friday. the final four clinic and practice/autograph session is saturday. lots to do this weekend. almost no time to actually get productive work done. how will i ever handle junior year when i'm struggling so much with sophomore year? well, i guess that is one of the mysteries of life.
in other news, i have become addicted to fruit roll-ups. i have replaced my cheese and diet coke in take with massive quatities of fruit roll-ups. not only do these nifty fruit paper snacks come with tongue tattooes, but they also come in all my favorite flavors! however, there are only 10 of these delectable treats per box so i think i should start limiting my daily intake so as to not make my family go bankrupt. the aftermath of this grave situation would include my skin starts turning a bright pink color, my tongue is permanently tattooed with zebra stripes, and me foaming from the mouth for days on end.
this makes me shutter. hmm. maybe a fruit roll-up would calm my nerves...
Mar 31, 2004
Mar 27, 2004
if it's not elmers, you got played.
so, went to go see "riders to the sea" at sacred heart on friday. it was umm...good? yeah. i'll stick with good. then, roger, roons, jonathan, allison, elizabeth, meghan, melissa, jen, margaret and i went to CC's. that was fun. yeah, we probably annoyed every single person who was in a 5 block radius from CC's because we were so loud and obnoxious. oh well. hey, that's what i'm here for.
then i slept over at kay's house. and THEN. this morning kay persuaded me to get my hair cut. my beautiful, long hair. that is now just below my shoulder. it's all gone. i'm tearing up just thinking about it.
i must away.
then i slept over at kay's house. and THEN. this morning kay persuaded me to get my hair cut. my beautiful, long hair. that is now just below my shoulder. it's all gone. i'm tearing up just thinking about it.
i must away.
Mar 24, 2004
mobile life and pointlessness... "good things"
today was all-school conge. allison and i worked at a fortune telling booth. first off, neither allison nor i know how to read palms. i think that allison knows more what she's talking about, but i, on the other hand, am just pulling all this stuff out of my butt. so, after setting up for a whopping minute and a half, we have a steady stream of customers. this may seem good to those confused few who think that all-school conge (pronounced kon-jay not conga). it is not fun. first off, everything is free which means that we don't get paid which means that this day is actually the beginnings of child-labor sacred heart style. second, children obviously don't wash their hands enough, not all that bad in everyday life, but when you actually have to touch them- ew. please parents, urge your children to wash and wash often. next off, these demon children seemed to just be reproducing.... they had a never-ending supply of more annoying, sticky (p.s. why are kids always sticky?) children.
after the countless hours (around 2 or 3 tops) of telling small children's fortunes, we got to go to the senior skit. background on the senior skit for those fortunate enough not to have experienced it- it always sucks. the scenery falls apart, no one knows their lines, the costumes are not usually appropriate... the only funny part is actually how bad it is. occasionally the male teachers make appearances in these productions and that gives the audience a break from the horrible acting because they are laughing their BOOTIES off because mr. parten, mr. harik, mr. hegmann, mr. anderson, mr. vacious, and mr. conger (sometimes) are HILARIOUS. no matter what part they play in any of these skits or any production, come to think of it, any time in general, they are really funny. we are blessed with a multitude of funny guy teachers.
back to the play: this year the approach was to try and copy and paste various parts of the infamous "Finding Nemo" script into the skit in a feeble attempt at making the skit funny. long story short- it didn't work. to top it all off, the von trapp family finally make it through the ocean (with the help of the cast of "finding nemo") to the American Idol show where they lose to the Vanilla Ice act done by Heggy, Parten and Conga. The last line of the play is (and i quote), "well, everyone knows that [the von trapp] family should have won." if this isn't bad enough, it was said by Leisal (the oldest von trapp). IT SUCKED. it reaches new levels of suckiness. wow.
that's all, folks.
p.s. i got a cell phone. it's a good thing.
after the countless hours (around 2 or 3 tops) of telling small children's fortunes, we got to go to the senior skit. background on the senior skit for those fortunate enough not to have experienced it- it always sucks. the scenery falls apart, no one knows their lines, the costumes are not usually appropriate... the only funny part is actually how bad it is. occasionally the male teachers make appearances in these productions and that gives the audience a break from the horrible acting because they are laughing their BOOTIES off because mr. parten, mr. harik, mr. hegmann, mr. anderson, mr. vacious, and mr. conger (sometimes) are HILARIOUS. no matter what part they play in any of these skits or any production, come to think of it, any time in general, they are really funny. we are blessed with a multitude of funny guy teachers.
back to the play: this year the approach was to try and copy and paste various parts of the infamous "Finding Nemo" script into the skit in a feeble attempt at making the skit funny. long story short- it didn't work. to top it all off, the von trapp family finally make it through the ocean (with the help of the cast of "finding nemo") to the American Idol show where they lose to the Vanilla Ice act done by Heggy, Parten and Conga. The last line of the play is (and i quote), "well, everyone knows that [the von trapp] family should have won." if this isn't bad enough, it was said by Leisal (the oldest von trapp). IT SUCKED. it reaches new levels of suckiness. wow.
that's all, folks.
p.s. i got a cell phone. it's a good thing.
Mar 22, 2004
testing 1...2...3
yesterday night after i returned from life teen and dinner at chevy's with jonathan, i tested out a hypothesis i've been contemplating lately. i sat in my bed and repeated over and over to myself (and i quote), "i don't wanna do homework, i don't wanna do homework, i don't wanna do homework..." surprisingly it worked, i eventually fell asleep leaving my homework, MUCH in need of doing, undone. well, at least i know if you chant "i don't wanna" long enough you probably won't have to.
p.s. yes, abbey youth fest ROCKED and the dance parties after rocked, too, but i didn't hit on any "jesus boys." i just wanted to clear up that little rumor.
p.s. yes, abbey youth fest ROCKED and the dance parties after rocked, too, but i didn't hit on any "jesus boys." i just wanted to clear up that little rumor.
Mar 19, 2004
korea + spam - jane = melancholy days
this morning, a south korean woman came to speak at our chapel. now, under normal circumstances, chapel is a major snore-a-thon, but today it was quite entertaining. first off, i couldn't really understand what this lady was saying because she had a "kor-english" (as she called it) accent. because she couldn't always get across her point, she felt the need to use exaggerated hand motions, actually it was more like full-blown BODY motion. one of my favorites was the dramatic "breath-in" motion where she sucked in air like she had just been underwater for at least 5 minutes, threw back her head, put her hands up to her chest, and then made a kind-of scary weezing sound. then she sat there all puffed up and proceeded to explain how we need to give AND take. maybe you had to be there. i'm not sure.
Also, jane left on wednesday around dusk. then, i proceeded to try and persuade myself that this was a good thing: 1. i would get more school work done 2. i would eat less 3. i would watch fewer movies and tv .... the list also included things like being able to play rap louder. however, none of these pros outweigh the one con- jane is gone. :( then, i got home and found the massive hoop earrings, save the last dance (p.s. the BEST movie ever), a picture frame and some pictures, and a puccino's chick (<- probably the coolest). yes, i am sad that jane is gone; it is weird; you don't have to ask me these questions.
also, i have found some pretty interesting spam e-mail messages. i have composed a small reflection/poem about some recent messages.
do you want to meet someone special?
Victoria knows your secret
housewives are waiting for you to show up
survey is in- MEN- enlarge!
Matthew 5:19, "repay your debts"
debt consolidation
with a Christian perspective
V!@gr@
your credit shouldn't get in the way of your new job
$10,000 in your name
claim your family treasure
now
find anyone, anywhere
spyware is installed on your computer
these are just a few of the interesting subject headlines that i have received this week. enjoy!
busy weekend up ahead. mahwash's friday. abbey youth fest saturday. sunday....
Also, jane left on wednesday around dusk. then, i proceeded to try and persuade myself that this was a good thing: 1. i would get more school work done 2. i would eat less 3. i would watch fewer movies and tv .... the list also included things like being able to play rap louder. however, none of these pros outweigh the one con- jane is gone. :( then, i got home and found the massive hoop earrings, save the last dance (p.s. the BEST movie ever), a picture frame and some pictures, and a puccino's chick (<- probably the coolest). yes, i am sad that jane is gone; it is weird; you don't have to ask me these questions.
also, i have found some pretty interesting spam e-mail messages. i have composed a small reflection/poem about some recent messages.
do you want to meet someone special?
Victoria knows your secret
housewives are waiting for you to show up
survey is in- MEN- enlarge!
Matthew 5:19, "repay your debts"
debt consolidation
with a Christian perspective
V!@gr@
your credit shouldn't get in the way of your new job
$10,000 in your name
claim your family treasure
now
find anyone, anywhere
spyware is installed on your computer
these are just a few of the interesting subject headlines that i have received this week. enjoy!
busy weekend up ahead. mahwash's friday. abbey youth fest saturday. sunday....
Mar 16, 2004
"come on fhqwhgads, everybody to the limit" and other words of wisdom
if you haven't heard, homestarrunner.com is the cool place to go. strong bad's e-mails rock. teen girl squad is really super cool. and there are some really great songs such as strong bad's "come on fhqwhgads." if you don't know what that is, then you should invest some time in checking out all the cool things that this website has to offer. waste a day or two there. it's worth it.
last night, jane and i watched "donnie darko." that is one crazy movie. you watch it for 2 hours totally confused and freaked out by Frank, the satanic devil....BUNNY, then when you finish, you are even more confused than before. then you proceed to tell everyone about it, have nightmares, and watch it at least 5 more times. it's a visious cycle. i'm just beginning it.
things everyone should hear, probably from this movie:
[To Cherita Chen]
Donnie: I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.
Kitty Farmer: [Tearfully to Rose Darko] Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.
Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?
[Donnie tries to kiss Gretchen and she pulls away]
Donnie: Well I-I, sorry I...
Gretchen: Donnie wait...
Donnie: I like you a lot...
Gretchen: I just want it to be... at a time when... it...
Donnie: When what?
Gretchen: When it reminds me just...
Donnie: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?
Gretchen: Yeah...
[turns her head]
Gretchen: and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.
and i saved the best for last:
Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus.
p.s. my mom is febreezing my cat. that's weird.
last night, jane and i watched "donnie darko." that is one crazy movie. you watch it for 2 hours totally confused and freaked out by Frank, the satanic devil....BUNNY, then when you finish, you are even more confused than before. then you proceed to tell everyone about it, have nightmares, and watch it at least 5 more times. it's a visious cycle. i'm just beginning it.
things everyone should hear, probably from this movie:
[To Cherita Chen]
Donnie: I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.
Kitty Farmer: [Tearfully to Rose Darko] Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.
Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?
[Donnie tries to kiss Gretchen and she pulls away]
Donnie: Well I-I, sorry I...
Gretchen: Donnie wait...
Donnie: I like you a lot...
Gretchen: I just want it to be... at a time when... it...
Donnie: When what?
Gretchen: When it reminds me just...
Donnie: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?
Gretchen: Yeah...
[turns her head]
Gretchen: and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.
and i saved the best for last:
Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus.
p.s. my mom is febreezing my cat. that's weird.
Mar 15, 2004
Oh cookies, you cruel mistress
friday night- full of "chess" and pizza shoppe caesar salad without the cheese. jane, jonathan and i met up with roger, roons and colin's girlfriend at the jesuit play. puccino's after with the jon-myster and janie. oh, and jane is a sneaky booger who can get away with stealing chick puffs. what happened when sarah decided to LOOK at the puffs? she got YELLED at. that's right. watch me hate you, jane.
saturday mornin'- HABITAT FOR HUMANITY from 8 - 4:30 where i dug holes, made the beginnings of a fence, spackled the porch's "roof," primed and painted, cleaned brushes, helped put up unused lumber... just tons of good fun. i got REALLLLLY tired and dirty. good, clean fun that is.
Here's the thing: Jonathan called me up like 2 weeks ago and told me that he wanted to host a suprise, going-away party for Jane. Last week, the suprise, going-away party evolved into a suprise, going-away COOKIE party. this then became an ex-surprise, going-away, cookie party for jane. but, hey, it all turned out good. jonathan's mom was amazingly understanding about the whole having rowdy, annoying teenagers over at her house until the wee hours of the morning. there was not only mounds of cookies, pizza, 7-layer dip, and spinach and artichoke dip, but there was ALSO a dobege cake. the guests: roons, jonathan, colin #1, coline #2, roger, luke (a.k.a. the guy who looked like a hobbit), g dawg, melissa, meghan, portman, marcy, allison, elizabeth, jane and i. events of the night: dance dance revolution competitions, vegging out, pictures, karoke, suicide circle, talking, melissa puting porn on jonathan's computer, everyone sneaking into jonathan's room (except me) where they discovered evidence of a massive foot fetish... the usual. allison slept over, so jane, allison and i pulled an all-nighter. literally, we went to sleep at 6 a.m. what we did from 1 to 6? a whole lot of pooting, that's what. oh, and the pressure of perfection (and egyptian rat screw).
sunday- woke up at 2 in the afternoon, homework, life teen, jonathan came over for a mini-family dinner, studied history until 4:30 in the morning (yet again, SOOOO much fun)
p.s. jane and i ran out and "spooned" and "forked" jonathan's yard on saturday night. mission accomplished, jane!
saturday mornin'- HABITAT FOR HUMANITY from 8 - 4:30 where i dug holes, made the beginnings of a fence, spackled the porch's "roof," primed and painted, cleaned brushes, helped put up unused lumber... just tons of good fun. i got REALLLLLY tired and dirty. good, clean fun that is.
Here's the thing: Jonathan called me up like 2 weeks ago and told me that he wanted to host a suprise, going-away party for Jane. Last week, the suprise, going-away party evolved into a suprise, going-away COOKIE party. this then became an ex-surprise, going-away, cookie party for jane. but, hey, it all turned out good. jonathan's mom was amazingly understanding about the whole having rowdy, annoying teenagers over at her house until the wee hours of the morning. there was not only mounds of cookies, pizza, 7-layer dip, and spinach and artichoke dip, but there was ALSO a dobege cake. the guests: roons, jonathan, colin #1, coline #2, roger, luke (a.k.a. the guy who looked like a hobbit), g dawg, melissa, meghan, portman, marcy, allison, elizabeth, jane and i. events of the night: dance dance revolution competitions, vegging out, pictures, karoke, suicide circle, talking, melissa puting porn on jonathan's computer, everyone sneaking into jonathan's room (except me) where they discovered evidence of a massive foot fetish... the usual. allison slept over, so jane, allison and i pulled an all-nighter. literally, we went to sleep at 6 a.m. what we did from 1 to 6? a whole lot of pooting, that's what. oh, and the pressure of perfection (and egyptian rat screw).
sunday- woke up at 2 in the afternoon, homework, life teen, jonathan came over for a mini-family dinner, studied history until 4:30 in the morning (yet again, SOOOO much fun)
p.s. jane and i ran out and "spooned" and "forked" jonathan's yard on saturday night. mission accomplished, jane!
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