May 5, 2004

cinco de mayo fiesta... in my head

5:14 AM- Sarah awoke
5:30 AM- Sarah ate breakfast because she was unusually hungry for such an earlier hour
6:03- Sarah began staring at her AP book
6:29- Sarah broke up a cat fight
6:33- Sarah started thinking about looking at her AP book
8:05- she realized that she had actually began doing productive useful work for around an hour and a half and decided to waste some much-needed studying time by staring at a blue wall with a little bit of pink still showing through
9:20- Sarah had covered through the middle ages and renaissance. w00t!
10:02- Sarah decided to groom herself
10:23- Sarah and her mother depart from their residence to retrieve that which is ALLISON
11:09- It has been proclaimed throughout the land that the Silver Bullet containing Allison, Sarah and Sarah's mother Liz is full of crazies eating french fries
12- Sarah's ultimate vision of hell begins
4 PM- Sarah's preview of hell ended
4:55- Sarah arrived at home and began to chug a Diet Coke like there was no tomorrow
6:30- Jonathan arrived at the protagonist's house to wisk her away to a cinco de mayo party at Chevy's

the Cinco de mayo party raged on until the wee hours of the morn, when all the fiesta-ers realized that it was no longer cinco de mayo but instead the 6th of may which everyone knows is not special at all (unless of course it is your birthday or you live in austrailia where every day is a holiday).

Viva Avocados and Salsa! what? i'm not obsessed with enrique. who told you that?!?! did he say something about me?!?!

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